Cone of Concern - Funny Warning Garden Flag
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
The incident is contained. There was no incident. Please do not look closely at the petunias. This vague warning garden flag is the perfect way to establish a perimeter of low-grade suburban anxiety right in your front yard. Ideal for introverts, pranksters, or anyone managing a highly localized psychic disturbance on their lawn.
- Effectively discourages neighbors from making small talk
- Perfect for marking tiny sinkholes, weird bugs, or mild neighborhood hazards
- Legally binding proof that whatever it is, you are handling it
A statement-making yard banner to proudly display your absolute lack of answers.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.