Confidence (Rx) Prescription Shirt — Funny Grindset Tee

One amber bottle. One white label. All the legitimacy of a LinkedIn post about 4 a.m. wake-up calls printed right on a premium graphic t-shirt. Confidence has been clinically indicated for Chronic Unfounded Self-Belief and is now available through Meritocracy Health Systems, LLC—the only healthcare provider whose business model is getting you to buy more of the product it convinced you that you lacked.

Not a metaphor. A genuine pharmaceutical artifact on a comfortable cotton tee from the institution that's been dosing you since someone told you the only difference between you and Elon Musk was mindset. Take as directed. Refills are non-negotiable. The market has spoken.

• Indicated for: Chronic Unfounded Self-Belief, Pitch Deck Grandiosity, Podcast Host Syndrome
• Dispensed by: Meritocracy Health Systems, LLC — We Don't Make the Rules, We Just Monetize Them™
• Side effects may include: aggressive journaling, unsolicited mentorship, founding a fintech startup
• Warning: Do not combine with actual structural critique — may cause product to stop working entirely
• Dosage: One TED Talk every 72 hours, or until the severance runs out
• Not covered by insurance: Nothing real ever is.

Printed on a soft, 100% cotton unisex fit t-shirt. Take daily with a glass of tap water and zero self-awareness. Standard shipping applies.

Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.