Continued Operations Prescription Mug — Funny Corporate Gift
Printed to order · arrives in 5–12 days in the U.S. · free delivery
30-day returns · secure Shopify checkout · a human answers questions
About this item
Your prescription has been processed. The Office of Sustained Output, Dept. of Functional Continuity has reviewed your file and determined you meet the minimum threshold for continued participation. This ceramic vessel contains your allotted liquid dosage of Continued Operations™ — indicated for adults experiencing sustained exposure to late-stage economic conditions, recursive performance reviews, and the ambient dread of being a human resource. Refills are automatic. Opting out is not a covered benefit.
The label does not lie. The institution behind it is real in every way that matters. You already knew this was a prescription. You have been taking it your whole life. Now, you can drink it from this funny corporate satire coffee mug.
- Issuing Authority: Dept. of Functional Continuity, Office of Sustained Output
- Dosage: Taken orally to remain viable
- Indication: Participation in the economy
- Side effects: Compliance, exhaustion, occasional LinkedIn post
- Contraindications: Dignity, leisure, sufficient housing
- Refills: Unlimited (deducted from remaining viable years)
High-quality ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe, unlike your job security. The perfect dystopian office gift for your favorite overworked coworker.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.