Continued Operations Prescription Sticker — Funny Corporate Decal

Your prescription has been processed. The Office of Sustained Output, Dept. of Functional Continuity has reviewed your file and determined you meet the minimum threshold for continued participation. This bottle contains your allotted supply of Continued Operations™ — indicated for adults experiencing sustained exposure to late-stage economic conditions, recursive performance reviews, and the ambient dread of being a human resource. Refills are automatic. Opting out is not a covered benefit. Stick it to your work laptop to prove you are functioning.

• Issuing Authority: Dept. of Functional Continuity, Office of Sustained Output
• Dosage: Apply one (1) sticker to a visible surface to remain viable
• Indication: Participation in the economy
• Side effects: Compliance, exhaustion, occasional LinkedIn posts
• Contraindications: Dignity, leisure, sufficient housing

Made from thick, durable vinyl that protects your sticker from scratches, water, sunlight, and the ambient despair of middle management.

Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.