Continuous Improvement Division T-Shirt - Funny Corporate Tee

Issued by the Continuous Improvement Division, a fully operational federal program that has been actively improving things since its founding date, which has been redacted pending completion of the foundational improvement cycle. This is a real credential. You earned it. The process simply isn't finished yet. It will never be finished. Wear this funny corporate meeting t-shirt to any workshop on optimizing the workshop. Flash it when someone mentions "Lean Six Sigma," "operational excellence," or "transformation roadmap" with a straight face. They will recognize the seal. They will say nothing. You are one of them now, and none of you will ever be done.

• Program Status: Ongoing (Year 1 of Year 1)
• Cycles Completed: 0 of TBD
• Completion Target: Upon completion of the Completion Criteria Finalization Initiative
• DOGE Efficiency Review: Tabled for next quarter's efficiency review review
• What Has Improved: The framework for identifying what needs improvement

Printed on a comfortable, classic fit 100% cotton tee. Ships immediately, provided the shipping optimization committee signs off on the sprint.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.