Count On Me To Let You Down Hoodie - Funny Nostalgia Parody
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We all learned our numbers, but nobody prepared us for the brutal mathematics of inevitable failure. This funny nostalgic parody hoodie features the preeminent numbers guy rendered in vintage monochrome halftone, pointing directly to the structural integrity issue in your life: himself.
It is the perfect self-deprecating gift for group projects, performance reviews, or any social gathering where expectations need to be aggressively managed before you even open your mouth. Why overpromise when you can just declare bankruptcy on your potential right out of the gate?
- One missed deadline, ah ah ah.
- Two shattered dreams, ah ah ah.
- Zero remaining credibility.
- Brought to you by the letter F for failure.
A brutally honest graphic sweatshirt for aggressively lowering the bar wherever you go.
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