Vintage monochrome parody of the Count pointing with the text Count On Me To Let You Down

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Count On Me To Let You Down Sticker — Funny Retro Parody

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Size: 3" × 3"

3" × 3" 4" × 4"

Surface: White

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What you’re actually getting

We all learned our numbers as kids, but nobody prepared us for the brutal mathematics of inevitable failure. The preeminent numbers guy is back in a vintage monochrome parody, pointing directly to the structural integrity issue in your life: himself. This funny, self-deprecating novelty piece is perfect for aggressively managing expectations during group projects or performance reviews.

One missed deadline, ah ah ah.
Two shattered dreams, ah ah ah.
Zero remaining credibility.
Brought to you by the letter F for failure.

An excellent ironic gift for chronically overwhelmed coworkers, serial underachievers, and anyone who prefers to declare bankruptcy on their potential right out of the gate.

Product specifications

Product details

Material. 100% durable vinyl
Details. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact
Glossy finish
Indoor decor — not waterproof
Bubble-free application
Decoration. UV print, kiss-cut

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