Diagnosed: Having Opinions — Funny Feminist Coffee Mug
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About this item
A warm, nostalgic 1950s doctor's office. Rubber-hose cartoon linework. A beaming housewife. A physician nodding with practiced concern as he scribbles her prescription. Everything is fine. The diagnosis is HAVING OPINIONS, and it is rendered with the full bureaucratic sincerity it historically deserved. The DSM literally pathologized female autonomy well into living memory, and the doctors who wrote those codes were the institution. That's what makes this vintage medical satire so profoundly accurate.
Sip your diagnosis as a badge of honor. The punchline isn't the patient — it's the whole apparatus that needed her sick. Deadpan. Documented. Issued with complete clinical earnestness by Weird Castle Medical Operations.
- DSM-II §302.0 — cited in full, for the scholars
- Recommended treatment: hot caffeinated liquids and compliance
- Prognosis: chronic, if left unchaperoned
- Physician signature: illegible, as god intended
- Second opinion: not covered
Standard ceramic mug. Microwave and dishwasher safe, because you already have enough to deal with without hand-washing your medical records.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.