Diarrhea Thirst Quencher Sticker — Funny Marathon Runner Joke
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
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About this item
You tracked your macros, bought the expensive shoes, and trained for six months, only to discover that peak human performance ends in a portable toilet. Inspired by elite athletic fuel, this funny marathon runner sticker maps an iconic sports drink onto the feral, humiliating reality of endurance sports.
There is nothing more humbling than hitting the wall, except perhaps painting it. Slap this on your laptop or pre-race panic journal to remind everyone that beneath the premium gear, we are all just one bad energy gel away from total catastrophe.
- Electrolyte balance will not save your dignity.
- Scientifically formulated for the porta-john line.
- Zone 2 cardio does not prepare you for zone 5 evacuation.
A hilarious novelty gift for triathletes, runners, and Hyrox survivors to stick on their indoor training notebooks.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
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Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
