Doorbuster Champion — Black Friday Heisman TV T-Shirt

Some people train their whole lives for the gridiron; others train for the 5:00 AM door-breach. True athletic supremacy isn't about carrying a pigskin into an endzone—it is about tucking a discounted 65-inch flat-screen under your arm and dropping a rival shopper in the electronics aisle to secure the bag. Celebrate the ultimate American contact sport with this funny Black Friday shirt, honoring the brave warriors who risk trampled ribs, pepper spray, and complete loss of human dignity just to save a few bucks on a mid-tier television. Why win a bronze trophy when you can claim consumer electronics through sheer, unadulterated brute force?

• Performance-enhancing drugs (four energy drinks and raw spite) strictly encouraged
• 15-yard penalty for failure to secure the gift receipt
• Not responsible for concussions sustained near the gaming consoles
• May induce traumatic flashbacks to legendary 2011 retail brawls

Features a true-to-size fit, making it the perfect tactical base layer for your holiday shopping uniform.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

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