Eat The Router — Funny Tech Burnout T-Shirt

You set your Slack status to 'Away.' You put an auto-responder on your email. But you know they can still reach you. The only true way to log off is to violently consume the infrastructure tying you to the grid. This funny anti-work t-shirt features a 19th-century gentleman raw-dogging a broadband box with fine cutlery, making it the ultimate out-of-office statement for tech burnout.

Perfect for the chronically online or anyone whose self-care routine involves staring at the blinking green WAN light and hallucinating it as a warm meal. A jarring visual car crash of Victorian gentility and 90s chrome hip-hop typography, this IT humor gift is designed for the unoptimized gremlin who knows that closing the laptop is never enough. You have to digest the signal.

• May cause intense gastrointestinal buffering.
• Does not include dipping sauce for the ethernet cables.
• HR has flagged your digestion as a network security risk.

An ideal weird gift for sysadmins, developers, and corporate desk jockeys pushed to the absolute limit.

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