Extra Butter Molars — Weird Popcorn Teeth Wall Art

The lights go down, the previews roll, and you reach a hand into that warm, grease-stained bucket. There is nothing quite like the deafening, bone-shattering crunch of enamel on enamel echoing through a silent auditorium to let everyone know you sprung for the jumbo size. Now immortalized as the most unsettling wall art in your movie room.

Skip the unpopped kernels and get straight to the calcium. A full pound of gleaming, freshly extracted bicuspids drenched in whatever synthetic yellow fluid the lobby pumps out of that warm nozzle. It is the ultimate concession stand flex for anyone who likes a little extra bite with their double feature, making it a bizarre gift for dentists or unhinged film buffs.

• Small bucket: 150 teeth. Jumbo bucket: We do not ask where they come from.
• May contain traces of silver amalgam, popcorn salt, and plaque.
• No free refills if you bleed in the theater.
• Perfectly cursed home decor that guarantees house guests will lose their appetite.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.