Festive Yard Waste Sticker — Spooky Season Opens Autumn True Crime

Autumn is a magical time for family, falling leaves, and making sure the neighborhood watch minds its own business. Nothing says seasonal compliance quite like a cheerful orange pumpkin sitting at the end of the driveway, completely masking the quiet hostility of suburban life.

It holds exactly thirty gallons of damp foliage, dead branches, or whatever else you needed to drag out of the basement in the dead of night. Perfectly festive and unmistakably shaped exactly like a tied-off human corpse. The HOA cannot cite you for a zoning violation if the problem has a big smiling face on it.

• Opaque orange design prevents casual snooping from the sidewalk
• Perfectly contoured to fit snugly in the trunk of a rented sedan
• Guaranteed to give the early-morning sanitation crew a fun little adrenaline spike
• Smiles brightly while you loudly maintain your alibi

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