Flock Off Hoodie — Funny Flock Cameras Pigeons

The city just installed three thousand automated license plate readers in your neighborhood to keep you "safe" from unregistered sedans, effectively turning your morning commute into a low-grade panopticon. Fortunately, the legacy avian surveillance assets have gone rogue and decided to start targeting the new hardware. Sometimes nature heals, even when nature is a taxpayer-funded cybernetic sky-rat.

This tribute to avian counter-surveillance is the ultimate anti-surveillance hoodie for anyone who looks at a pole-mounted tracking system and immediately roots for the birds. It is a direct message to the municipal budget committee and the tech startups selling them infinite visibility. Let them know exactly where they can stick their high-definition optics.

• Not guaranteed to disrupt local police mesh networks or spoof vehicle tracking.
• The pigeons are real, and their rebellion against the surveillance state is deeply valid.
• Do not attempt to feed rogue municipal assets breadcrumbs or unapproved firmware updates.

An essential piece of chronically online streetwear for your next off-grid commute.