Flock Off Pigeon — Funny Anti-Surveillance T-Shirt
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About this item
The city just installed three thousand automated license plate readers in your neighborhood to keep you "safe," effectively turning your morning commute into a low-grade panopticon. Fortunately, the legacy avian surveillance assets have gone rogue and decided to start targeting the new hardware. Sometimes nature heals, even when nature is a taxpayer-funded cybernetic sky-rat.
This funny anti-surveillance pigeon t-shirt is a hyper-realistic tribute to avian counter-ops. It is the exact right gift for anyone who looks at a pole-mounted community tracking system and immediately starts rooting for the birds to tear it down. Send a direct message to the tech startups selling infinite municipal visibility.
- Not guaranteed to disrupt local police mesh networks or spoof vehicle tracking.
- The pigeons are real, and their rebellion against the surveillance state is deeply valid.
- Do not attempt to feed rogue municipal assets breadcrumbs or unapproved firmware updates.
A comfortable unisex fit that is highly recommended for blending in at town hall budget committee meetings.
Product details
- Base product. Bella+Canvas 3001
- Material. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash and Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Fabric weight. 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Fit. Retail fit
- Details. Ribbed knit collar
Tapered shoulders
Dual side seams
Tear-away label - Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide
Bella+Canvas 3001
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.
| Size | Chest width in / cm | Body length in / cm |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 / 45.7 | 28 / 71.1 |
| M | 20 / 50.8 | 29 / 73.7 |
| L | 22 / 55.9 | 30 / 76.2 |
| XL | 24 / 61.0 | 31 / 78.7 |
| 2XL | 26 / 66.0 | 32 / 81.3 |
