Flock Off Surveillance Drone Crow Sticker
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Surface: White
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About this item
Ah, the majestic crow. Nature's smartest scavenger, now retrofitted with a 4K facial recognition lens and automated license-plate tracking by your local municipal overlords. We paired the timeless grace of a vintage Japanese woodblock print with the deeply comforting reality that every neighborhood tree is now a node in the regional panopticon. Tell the neighborhood watch and the domestic data apparatus exactly where they can shove their biometric collection policies with this conspiracy-friendly drone bird sticker.
- Will not prevent an automated citation for parking exactly 2.4 inches over the white line.
- Please do not attempt to feed breadcrumbs to the optics housing.
- Any perceived squawking is a purely synthetic deterrent and does not indicate a failing hard drive.
A highly necessary addition for your laptop, notebook, or for casually slapping over the lens of an exposed webcam.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
