Flock Off — T-Shirt

The city just installed three thousand automated license plate readers in your neighborhood to keep you "safe" from unregistered sedans, effectively turning your morning commute into a low-grade panopticon. Fortunately, the legacy avian surveillance assets have gone rogue and decided to start targeting the new hardware. Sometimes nature heals, even when nature is a taxpayer-funded cybernetic sky-rat.

This hyper-realistic tribute to avian counter-surveillance is for anyone who looks at a pole-mounted community tracking system and immediately starts rooting for the birds. It is a direct message to the municipal budget committee and the tech startups selling them infinite visibility. Let them know exactly where they can stick their high-definition optics.

• Not guaranteed to disrupt local police mesh networks or spoof vehicle tracking.
• Pigeons are still not real, but their rebellion against the surveillance state is deeply valid.
• Do not attempt to feed rogue municipal assets breadcrumbs or unapproved firmware updates.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.