Free Beast-Folk To Good Home — T-Shirt

They might be horrific crimes against the natural order, but they are current on their shots and they completely understand the Law. Please take them. The HOA is furious and the guttural, weeping chants they do at midnight are starting to wake up the block.

• Re-homing fee waived if you have a heavily reinforced basement.
• Swine-Men require frequent walks and complex puzzle toys to prevent boredom.
• Leopard-Man is neutered but still exhibits severe predatory behaviors.
• Absolutely not housebroken, emotionally or physically.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.