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Fully Grown Adult Sticker - Funny Millennial Existential Decal
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Surface: White
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About this item
Thirty-five years old, deteriorating bone density, and still pedaling a plastic tricycle through the ruins of a functioning economy. We took the sickeningly cute adulting is hard trope and stripped it down to the marrow. You are a fully grown adult getting nowhere fast, furiously mashing the pedals on a toddler's ride-on just to maintain your current level of debt. Pure, unadulterated existential dread wrapped in a deadpan decal for your daily doomscrolling device.
- Approved for ages 30 to inevitable systemic collapse.
- Does not include health insurance, property ownership, or a functioning retirement plan.
- Warning: furious pedaling will not outpace the current rate of inflation.
Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
