Gay Rights And Arson Hoodie — Unhinged Death Metal Gift

It is important to be a good ally, but it is equally important to have hobbies. Why choose between advocating for equality and watching an abandoned commercial property burn to the foundation? This funny unhinged hoodie features an aggressively illegible mass of thorns that spells out the only two political planks that actually matter anymore. A perfect weird gift for anyone who appreciates death metal aesthetics and total chaos.

Ideal for city council meetings, family barbecues, and the smoking crater where the HOA president's house used to be. It lets people know you stand on the right side of history, but also that they should never leave you alone with a book of matches.

• Accelerant sold separately.
• Do not wear while attempting insurance fraud.
• Weird Castle is not legally responsible for your browser search history.
• Yes, the death metal font is supposed to look like a pile of sticks.

An everyday wardrobe essential for anyone who confidently aligns chaotic good.