Genuine Blood Gentleman — T-Shirt

Behold the crown jewel of the seasonal discount aisle. Some overworked overseas factory took a look at Western Halloween, fundamentally misunderstood the assignment, and decided the most terrifying creature of the night was the humble mosquito. They aren't wrong, but slapping a cape on a malaria vector and calling it a night is a bold stylistic choice.

Presenting the Genuine Blood Gentleman. He doesn't want to turn you into a creature of the night; he just wants to ruin your barbecue and leave an itchy welt on your ankle. Wear the ultimate bootleg mascot for when you want to celebrate spooky season with the broken English elegance of an unhinged trademark violation.

• Officially unrecognized by the Bram Stoker estate.
• Do not invite him inside, he will just buzz near your ear at 3 AM.
• 100% genuine blood enthusiast.
• May carry diseases not previously known to the undead.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.