Healthy Inflation Sticker - Funny Federal Reserve Money Printer Decal

The Federal Reserve's communications department has worked very hard to explain that prices aren't rising — your expectations are just miscalibrated. This official-issue rubber-hose cartoon sticker commemorates their tireless public messaging: a cheerful Fed mascot sprinting at full speed, briefcase hemorrhaging cash, money printer roaring behind him in open flames. The caption reads HEALTHY INFLATION in the authoritative hand-lettering used to sell war bonds. This is not a crisis. This is a transitory situation. Weird Castle is proud to have partnered with no one in the production of this premium waterproof vinyl decal, which the Federal Open Market Committee would describe as, quote, unhelpful.

• ✦ Officially issued by the Weird Castle Bureau of Reassuring Aesthetics
• ✦ 100% transitory materials (jk, it's durable weather-resistant vinyl)
• ✦ Fire depicted is not indicative of systemic risk
• ✦ Briefcase contents fully insured up to the legal limit of zero
• ✦ Perfect for laptops, water bottles, and ATMs
• ✦ Not legal tender. Not investment advice. Not not funny.

Thick, durable vinyl protects your sticker from scratches, water, and sunlight (though it cannot protect your purchasing power).

Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.