Healthy Inflation — Official Federal Reserve Wellness Poster — Tee
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Healthy Inflation — Official Federal Reserve Wellness Poster — Tee
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Estimated delivery between July 27 and July 29.
$29.99
Unit price perThe Federal Reserve's communications department has worked very hard to explain that prices aren't rising — your expectations are just miscalibrated. This official-issue rubber-hose cartoon commemorates their tireless public messaging: a cheerful, round-bodied Fed mascot sprinting at full speed, briefcase hemorrhaging cash, money printer roaring behind him in open flames, grinning like a man who has never once checked a grocery receipt. The caption reads HEALTHY INFLATION in the same authoritative hand-lettering used to sell war bonds and breakfast cereal, which is precisely the point.
This is not a crisis. This is a transitory situation. The gentleman in the illustration is not fleeing anything — he is striding, purposefully, toward price stability. The fire is a normal fire. The flying cash represents robust liquidity conditions. Weird Castle is proud to have partnered with no one in the production of this garment, which has not been approved by any central bank, and which the Federal Open Market Committee would describe as, quote, unhelpful.
- ✦ Officially issued by the Weird Castle Bureau of Reassuring Aesthetics
- ✦ 100% transitory materials
- ✦ Fire depicted is not indicative of systemic risk
- ✦ Briefcase contents fully insured up to the legal limit of zero
- ✦ Character's smile independently stress-tested and found robust
- ✦ Not legal tender. Not investment advice. Not not funny.
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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Healthy Inflation — Official Federal Reserve Wellness Poster — Tee
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