Hit Me Harder Canvas — Spooky Season Opens Funny Pumpkin Pinata Kink

Childhood party games were a lot more innocent before the papier-mâché candy vessel started breathing heavily and handing you the weapon. There is a distinct line between a festive autumn activity and a deeply uncomfortable public display of kink, and this pumpkin just crossed it.

Perfect for ruining the neighborhood block party or ensuring you are never asked to chaperone a children’s birthday again. If the piñata is begging for it, the candy inside is definitely cursed.

• Safe word not included.
• Will make unbroken eye contact the entire time.
• Candy tastes strangely like regret.
• Swing at your own psychological risk.

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