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Hold Your Horses — Puzzle
$5999
Size: 14" × 11" (252 pcs)
About this item
- Made to order and printed for us by a print-on-demand fulfiller. Real product, real tracking.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
The setup is a classic portrait of the Greek gorgon Medusa. The turn is that instead of venomous snakes, her scalp is sprouting tiny, feral stallions, and she is aggressively grabbing them. It's a purely visual, completely unhinged execution of the idiom 'hold your horses', landing the punchline entirely without words. 252, 500 or 1000 pieces, in a tin.
$5999
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Product information
| Brand | Weird Castle |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | Puzzle |
| Date first available | August 16, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #58 in things nobody requested |
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