Hollow Middle Management — Mug
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
He is completely hollowed out, rotting from the inside, and projecting a terrifying, artificial glow—in other words, he is exactly who you want running the Q4 strategy meeting. This is the final form of the modern corporate hustle: a literal carved gourd in a tailored suit sprinting toward fiscal year-end with retro-futuristic malice.
While the rest of the seasonal decorations are decomposing on a porch, he is leveraging synergy, crushing KPIs, and threatening the junior copywriters. Let the office know that true sigma grinders don't sleep, they just wait for the cheap tealights inside their empty skulls to finally extinguish.
- Ideal attire for firing people on October 31st
- Brains completely scooped out to make room for market projections
- Smile permanently carved by the legal department
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
