Hollow Middle Management T-Shirt — Funny Pumpkin Head Businessman

He is completely hollowed out, rotting from the inside, and projecting a terrifying, artificial glow—in other words, he is exactly who you want running the Q4 strategy meeting. This is the final form of the modern corporate hustle: a literal carved gourd in a tailored suit sprinting toward fiscal year-end with retro-futuristic malice.

While the rest of the seasonal decorations are decomposing on a porch, he is leveraging synergy, crushing KPIs, and threatening the junior copywriters. This funny Halloween office shirt lets the team know that true sigma grinders do not sleep, they just wait for the cheap tealights inside their empty skulls to finally extinguish.

• Ideal attire for firing people on October 31st
• Brains completely scooped out to make room for market projections
• Smile permanently carved by the legal department

A comfortable retail fit tee perfect for seasonal casual Fridays and mandatory office parties.