I Completed Your Work Shirt — Funny Passive Aggressive Office Tee
Printed to order · arrives in 5–12 days in the U.S. · free delivery
30-day returns · secure Shopify checkout · a human answers questions
About this item
Issued to Automated Labor, Local 002. For the employee who is either a hyper-efficient artificial intelligence or just fueled by three energy drinks and raw spite. This passive-aggressive office t-shirt is the polite way to tell your coworkers that you did their job while they were "ideating" on a Zoom call.
- Officially sanctioned by the Weird Castle Decision Desk.
- Perfect for wearing to meetings that should have been emails.
- Guaranteed to make middle management slightly uncomfortable.
- Warning: does not actually complete any additional work for you.
Printed on a premium, ultra-soft cotton unisex tee that feels like a warm hug from a cold machine. True to size, but size up if you want to completely hide your terrible desk posture.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.