I Doxxed Earth Mug — Funny Voyager Golden Record Coffee Cup

In 1977, a bunch of Ivy League optimists strapped a literal map of Earth to the Voyager probe and fired it blindly into the dark forest of the cosmos. Now, as the inevitable cosmic horrors finally decipher our coordinates, at least you can sip your morning brew while taking accountability with the "I Doxxed Earth" mug.

Featuring a cheerful vintage rubber-hose pioneer admitting to a severe and continuous lapse in judgment, it's the perfect funny space gift for astronomy nerds and anyone who realizes handing out our home address on a gold-plated mixtape was a terrible idea.

• Holds exactly one standard dose of morning dread regarding our impending extraterrestrial foreclosure
• Chuck Berry will not save you from the orbital lasers
• The Golden Record translates roughly to 'come and get it'
• Microwave and dishwasher safe (unlike Earth's planetary defenses)

Classic ceramic everyday coffee mug. Durable enough to survive until the harvest. Wash before first use.

Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.