Inflation Contained Hat — Funny Money Printer Meme Cap
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
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About this item
Somewhere between a press conference and a crime scene, the Chairman grins. Tie loosened, one hand on the lever, one thumb in the air — the printer sings, the caption assures, and everything is absolutely, officially, institutionally fine. This funny finance meme hat is not an accusation; it is a mirror.
The gap between what they say and what this money printer meme cap shows is the entire Federal Reserve communications strategy, rendered in vintage rubber-hose animation because that is exactly what it deserves. Issued in full confidence by Weird Castle Economic Stability Operations.
- ✦ Caption verified accurate at time of printing (the money kind)
- ✦ Character's sweat glands independently audited and found compliant
- ✦ Thumbs-up posture indicates pride, competence, or something a lawyer will clarify later
- ✦ Not affiliated with any central bank (they are not affiliated with you either, really)
Yupoong 6606 retro trucker cap. 74% polyester, 26% cotton. Mid profile, six-panel structured snapback. Permacurv® visor. Mesh back. DTF (direct-to-film) print, front panel.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
