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Inflation Engineer Sticker — Money Printer Go Brrr Decal
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
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About this item
The Federal Reserve has spent over a century explaining that inflation is a complex macroeconomic phenomenon — a spontaneous weather event that simply befalls economies like a cold front or a bad harvest. This sticker respectfully disagrees. Meet your Inflation Engineer: a credentialed, union-recognized, sweat-drenched gremlin in a tiny suit, running the money printer at full tilt because that is his job and he is very good at it. The rubber-hose cartoon style is cheerful. The occupational credential format is institutional. The implications are your problem.
Rendered in the visual language of a trade certification patch, this high-quality vinyl decal is a legitimate skilled-trade credential for the people actually doing this to you. Est. 1913. Never audited. Brrr compliant. Slap it on your laptop, your water bottle, or a local ATM the next time someone on television calls inflation 'transitory.'
- Est. 1913: The actual founding year of the Federal Reserve, for those keeping score at home.
- Never Audited: A documented, Ron-Paul-died-on-this-hill fact about the most powerful financial institution in human history.
- Brrr Compliant: Meets all 2020 money-printer-go-brrr industry standards.
- Union Recognized: Brotherhood of Quantitative Easers, Local 0.
Perfect for economists, finance bros, or anyone watching their grocery bill double. Measures approximately 3 inches. Easy peel-and-stick backing.
Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
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Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.