Inflation: Fixed It T-Shirt — Money Printer Go Brrr Tee

The Federal Reserve has deployed its signature solution again, and we put it on a premium cotton t-shirt. Don't worry — the technical term for what's happening to your savings is a liquidity event, and the man in the pinstripe suit cranking the lever on this graphic tee looks very confident. Featuring a classic rubber-hose animation style, cheerful colors, and a historically accurate money-printing mechanism.

Limited edition graphic tee. Unlimited fiat supply. Issued by the Weird Castle Department of Monetary Normalcy in coordination with nobody who will ever face consequences.

• ✦ The fine print: Wearing this shirt is not financial advice. Not not financial advice.
• ✦ The tiny citizens depicted on this shirt are doing fine, probably
• ✦ 'SOLUTION' lever rated for infinite pulls
• ✦ May cause mild awareness of how quantitative easing actually works

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, retail fit, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ribbed knit collar. Tapered shoulders. Dual side seams. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.