Inflation: Fixed It T-Shirt — Money Printer Go Brrr Tee

The Federal Reserve has deployed its signature solution again, and we put it on a premium cotton t-shirt. Don't worry — the technical term for what's happening to your savings is a liquidity event, and the man in the pinstripe suit cranking the lever on this graphic tee looks very confident. Featuring a classic rubber-hose animation style, cheerful colors, and a historically accurate money-printing mechanism.

Limited edition graphic tee. Unlimited fiat supply. Issued by the Weird Castle Department of Monetary Normalcy in coordination with nobody who will ever face consequences.

• ✦ The fine print: Wearing this shirt is not financial advice. Not not financial advice.
• ✦ Printer goes brrr (using high-quality archival ink, thankfully)
• ✦ The tiny citizens depicted on this shirt are doing fine, probably
• ✦ 'SOLUTION' lever rated for infinite pulls
• ✦ May cause mild awareness of how quantitative easing actually works
• ✦ Classic unisex fit, soft cotton blend, ships fast (unlike a stimulus check)

Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.