It Looks Like You're Entering The Time Of Monsters Sticker — Clippy

It looks like you're trying to survive the collapse of the global order. Would you like some help with that? There is nothing quite like opening a fresh document to format a mundane report, only to have a cheerful, pixelated paperclip tap on your screen to inform you that the old world is dying, the new world is struggling to be born, and the monsters are already here.

We mashed up the inescapable dread of early-2000s office software with the inescapable dread of Antonio Gramsci's prison notebooks. It turns out the most accurate system diagnostic you can run right now is just acknowledging that the historical architecture is fundamentally broken. Go ahead and click to dismiss it. It won't change the prognosis.

• Compatible with legacy operating systems and the inevitable death of the current consensus.
• Troubleshooting the new world struggling to be born is not covered under your current SLA.
• Checking "Don't show me this tip again" does not actually stop the monsters from arriving.