Jerome Chief Liquidity Officer - Funny Federal Reserve Sticker

Meet Jerome. He's your friend. He's everyone's friend. Since 1913, institutions just like the one Jerome cheerfully represents have been using exactly this visual register — the grinning, pie-eyed, rubber-hose mascot — to make you feel warm and comfortable about the men who decide how much your dollar is worth tomorrow morning before you wake up. Jerome didn't invent this tradition. He just inherited the chair.

• The Fine Print: Jerome is not a real mascot. The Federal Reserve is a real institution. These two facts are the entire joke.
• 'Chief Liquidity Officer' is a completely normal corporate title and we are not implying anything by it.
• Any resemblance to the actual Chair of the Federal Reserve, his actual policies, and your actual mortgage rate is fully intentional.
• Side effects of displaying this item may include: unsettling double-takes, strangers mouthing 'wait—', and a mild new interest in monetary policy.

Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

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Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.