Jerome Chief Liquidity Officer Shirt — Funny Federal Reserve Tee

Meet Jerome. He's your friend. He's everyone's friend. Since 1913, institutions just like the one Jerome cheerfully represents have been using exactly this visual register — the grinning, pie-eyed, rubber-hose mascot — to make you feel warm and comfortable about the men who decide how much your dollar is worth tomorrow morning before you wake up. This official mascot portrait of the Federal Reserve's Chief Liquidity Officer is the ultimate funny finance shirt for anyone who casually monitors inflation rates, monetary policy, and whether or not the money printer is going brrr.

Rendered in the sincere, trustworthy style of a 1930s savings bank advertisement, because nothing says your financial future is in good hands like a cartoon. Wear it. Let someone read it slowly on the subway. Watch their face do the math.

• The Fine Print: Jerome is not a real mascot. The Federal Reserve is a real institution. These two facts are the entire joke.
• "Chief Liquidity Officer" is a completely normal corporate title and we are not implying anything by it.
• Any resemblance to the actual Chair of the Federal Reserve, his actual policies, and your actual mortgage rate is fully intentional.
• Vintage mascot style chosen because it was specifically designed to make you trust something you probably shouldn't.
• Jerome has always been here. Jerome will always be here. Jerome sets the rate.

Printed on a premium, ultra-soft unisex cotton tee that feels like a safe asset in a volatile market. True to size; size up if you want a relaxed fit while you watch interest rates climb.

Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.