Jerome Chief Liquidity Officer - Funny Federal Reserve Sticker

Meet Jerome. He's your friend. He's everyone's friend. Since 1913, institutions just like the one Jerome cheerfully represents have been using exactly this visual register — the grinning, pie-eyed, rubber-hose mascot — to make you feel warm and comfortable about the men who decide how much your dollar is worth tomorrow morning before you wake up. Jerome didn't invent this tradition. He just inherited the chair.

This waterproof vinyl decal is the official mascot portrait of the Federal Reserve's Chief Liquidity Officer — a real-sounding title for a real job that is, technically, 'the guy who decides how much money exists.' Rendered in the sincere, trustworthy style of a 1930s savings bank advertisement, because nothing says your financial future is in good hands like a cartoon decal. Slap this funny finance parody sticker on your laptop or water bottle and watch strangers do the math.

• The Fine Print: Jerome is not a real mascot. The Federal Reserve is a real institution. These two facts are the entire joke.
• 'Chief Liquidity Officer' is a completely normal corporate title and we are not implying anything by it.
• Any resemblance to the actual Chair of the Federal Reserve, his actual policies, and your actual mortgage rate is fully intentional.
• Side effects of displaying this item may include: unsettling double-takes, strangers mouthing 'wait—', and a mild new interest in monetary policy.

Made from thick, durable vinyl that protects your sticker from scratches, water, and sunlight. Perfect for laptops, thermoses, or the bumper of a car you can no longer afford to finance.

Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.