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JFC Original Recipe T-Shirt — Funny JFC Jesus KFC Parody
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He died for your sins, but He rose for a 12-piece bucket. A holy communion of eleven secret herbs and spices, battered and deep-fried to absolute perfection.
Skip the tasteless wafers and the lukewarm wine. Real salvation comes with a side of mashed potatoes, gravy, and an impending cardiac event. Accept no substitutes when seeking spiritual and arterial fulfillment.
- Not affiliated with any earthly fast-food empires or organized religions.
- May cause spontaneous stigmata in the drive-thru lane.
- Officially turns water into high-fructose corn syrup.
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