Let's Learn Shapes My Mom Is Gone Hoodie — Funny Kawaii

Educational materials for the modern era. We figured it was time to update the standard curriculum to reflect the harsh, uncaring void of reality. It starts out fine. A hexagon, a pentagon, an octagon. Standard geometry. And then, a brutal left turn into the existential nightmare of profound loss, delivered by a cute little pastel coffin.

Perfect for teaching the youth about spatial reasoning and the fleeting nature of human existence before nap time. Why wait until they're older to drop the hammer? Let them stare into the abyss while they're still learning to count sides.

• Approved for early childhood existential dread
• May cause spontaneous crying during math class
• Shapes are temporary, trauma is forever