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Lincoln 1-Star Review Hoodie — Funny Abraham Lincoln Ford's Theatre

$59.99

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Color: Black

Black Blue Jean

Size: S

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What you’re actually getting

Honest Abe giving his honest opinion about the absolute worst local theater experience in American history. We have all had a bad night out, but getting caught in the VIP seating during a historically unhinged interactive performance really warrants logging on to complain.

Verified ticketholder
Balcony seating not recommended
Mind-blowing performance
Zero out of ten, will not be returning

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