Literally Crushing It — Funny Corporate Burnout Mug
Printed to order · arrives in 5–12 days in the U.S. · free delivery
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About this item
You told your manager you had bandwidth. You told your therapist you were practicing mindfulness. You told your friends you were just grinding right now. The truth is you are being violently compacted into a fine human paste by the unrelenting hydraulic press of modern expectations. But hey, keep that thumbs-up steady while you sip your morning coffee.
This is the official warning label for high-functioning collapse. Flaunt this funny burnout mug at your next quarterly sync to let leadership know that while you are technically hitting all your KPIs, your skeletal structure is actively giving way. It is not a cry for help if you smile through the internal hemorrhaging.
- Warning: May induce spontaneous weeping during morning stand-ups.
- Not liable for catastrophic structural failure of the human spirit.
- Optimized for silent screaming in the executive washroom.
Classic 11oz white ceramic coffee mug. Microwave and dishwasher safe, because you absolutely do not have the capacity to hand-wash anything right now.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.