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Literally Crushing It Sticker — Funny Corporate Burnout Decal
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
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About this item
You told your manager you had bandwidth. You told your therapist you were practicing mindfulness. You told your friends you were just grinding right now. The truth is you are being violently compacted into a fine human paste by the unrelenting hydraulic press of modern expectations. But hey, keep that thumbs-up steady.
This funny corporate burnout sticker is the official warning label for high-functioning collapse. Flaunt it at your next quarterly sync to let leadership know that while you are technically hitting all your KPIs, your skeletal structure is actively giving way. It is not a cry for help if you smile through the internal hemorrhaging.
- Warning: May induce spontaneous weeping during morning stand-ups.
- Not liable for catastrophic structural failure of the human spirit.
- Optimized for silent screaming in the executive washroom.
Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
