Literally Crushing It — Funny Burnout T-Shirt

You told your manager you had bandwidth. You told your therapist you were practicing mindfulness. You told your friends you were just grinding right now. The truth is you are being violently compacted into a fine human paste by the unrelenting hydraulic press of modern expectations. But hey, keep that thumbs-up steady.

This funny corporate burnout t-shirt is the official warning label for high-functioning collapse. Flaunt it at your next quarterly sync to let leadership know that while you are technically hitting all your KPIs, your skeletal structure is actively giving way. It is not a cry for help if you smile through the internal hemorrhaging.

• Warning: May induce spontaneous weeping during morning stand-ups.
• Not liable for catastrophic structural failure of the human spirit.
• Optimized for silent screaming in the executive washroom.

Printed on a ridiculously soft, 100% cotton tee because if your soul is being crushed, your torso should at least be comfortable. Standard unisex fit, ships fast.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

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