Live Fast Est Never T-Shirt — Funny Nihilist Skull Tee

The rockstar myth of checking out early was a psyop. You aren't going out in a blaze of glory at twenty-seven; you're going to survive until eighty-two and spend the last forty years complaining about your knees and paying off a used sedan. The hourglass doesn't stop, it just gets more embarrassing.

This funny nihilist skull t-shirt features a vintage chalkboard design to remind you that your biological escape hatch is jammed. It makes the perfect dark comedy anti-motivation gift for aging millennials who realize the ride never ends.

• Early exits heavily penalized by the IRS.
• Live fast only on designated weekends.
• Hourglass contains the ashes of your twenties.

An existential wardrobe staple for surviving the slow decay of time.

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