Mandated Serenity — Funny Corporate Burnout Mug
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
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Size: 11oz
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About this item
Society demands we drink our green juice, do our mindfulness breathing, and pretend the economy isn't a crumbling pyramid scheme. This funny corporate burnout coffee mug is the visual representation of the modern baseline: maintaining a perfectly placid exterior while vibrating internally at a frequency that could shatter bulletproof glass.
The word "CALM" isn't a suggestion; it's a structural cage. Trapped inside the mandated corporate wellness typography is your actual mental state—a feral, heavily sweating vintage mascot experiencing total psychological collapse. Sip your anxiety bean-water from it during your next mandatory HR resilience seminar.
- Approved for use during unprecedented times, economic freefalls, and casual Tuesdays.
- Sweating mascot is for illustrative purposes only (you are sweating much, much worse).
- Warning: Prolonged exposure to forced positivity may result in spontaneous structural failure.
Ceramic mug. White ceramic. 11oz (0.33 l). Rounded corners. C-handle. Dye-sublimation print.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
