Mechanically Separated Apex — Funny Dino Nugget Meme Mug

You are a high-value, top-of-the-food-chain lone wolf. You dominate the marketplace and the comments section. Your spirit animal is a terrifying prehistoric beast, which has conveniently been reduced to mechanically separated poultry sludge, bleached, breaded, and frozen in bags of sixty. This funny dino nugget meme mug is the face of uncompromising power.

Stare deeply into the stoic, breaded visage of a pulverized dinosaur as you sip your morning coffee and recognize your own unearned internet confidence. It is a grim reminder that millions of years of terrifying evolutionary dominance ends in a microwave on a paper towel. Assert dominance at the office.

• 100% pure bred alpha energy (contains up to 3% rib meat)
• Evolutionarily optimized for submersion in high-fructose corn syrup
• If you have to declare you are the apex predator, you are a side dish
• Do not microwave the grindset

This classic ceramic coffee cup holds 11oz of liquid dominance. It is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it the perfect weird gift for the self-proclaimed alpha male or dinosaur chicken nugget enthusiast in your life.

Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.