Mii Need A Cigarette Hoodie — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody
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You spent your formative years aggressively swinging a plastic wand at a sensor bar while a sterile, armless bowling-pin person smiled vacantly back at you. Well, the family-friendly wellness era is over, and your digital soul-surrogate is stressed out of its mind.
The ultimate retro gamer meme hoodie. Rendered in an aggressively glossy 80s chrome airbrush, this is the exact moment the avatar drops the virtual tennis racket, walks out of the sanitized white void, and lights up a dart the size of a baseball bat. Reality always wins. A top-tier nostalgic gaming gift for anyone who remembers the traumatic sound of a bowling ball dropping backwards.
- Does not connect to your balance board
- Nicotine cravings transfer wirelessly via Bluetooth
- Rated M for My God I Need A Minute
- Any similarity to actual persons living, dead, or stored on a 512MB memory card is purely coincidental
A comfortable, classic fit hoodie perfect for long gaming sessions or disassociating on the couch.
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