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Mii Need A Cigarette Poster — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody

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Mii Need A Cigarette Poster — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody

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Size: 11″ x 14″

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You spent your formative years aggressively swinging a plastic wand at a sensor bar while a sterile, armless bowling-pin person smiled vacantly back at you. Well, the family-friendly wellness era is over, and your digital soul-surrogate is stressed out of its mind. This funny gamer wall decor is the ultimate existential tribute to the casual gaming era.

Rendered in an aggressively glossy 80s chrome style, this is the exact moment the avatar drops the virtual tennis racket, walks out of the sanitized white void, and lights up a dart the size of a baseball bat. Reality always wins.

  • Does not connect to your balance board
  • Nicotine cravings transfer wirelessly via Bluetooth
  • Rated M for My God I Need A Minute
  • Any similarity to actual persons living, dead, or stored on a 512MB memory card is purely coincidental
  • The perfect chronically-online addition to your home gaming setup

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