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Nintendo Mii-style avatar brandishing a giant glowing cigarette over chrome lettering, on a sticker — White

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Mii Need A Cigarette Sticker — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody

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Size: 3" × 3"

Surface: White

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You spent your formative years aggressively swinging a plastic wand at a sensor bar while a sterile, armless bowling-pin person smiled vacantly back at you. Well, the family-friendly wellness era is over, and your digital soul-surrogate is stressed out of its mind.

Rendered in an aggressively airbrushed 80s chrome style, this funny retro gamer sticker captures the exact moment your avatar drops the virtual tennis racket, walks out of the sanitized white void, and lights up a dart the size of a baseball bat. Reality always wins, making this the perfect nostalgic gaming gift for anyone whose childhood was fueled by AA batteries.

  • Does not connect to your balance board
  • Nicotine cravings transfer wirelessly via Bluetooth
  • Rated M for My God I Need A Minute
  • Any similarity to actual persons living, dead, or stored on a memory card is purely coincidental

Slap this deeply relatable gamer sticker on your laptop or console and take a well-deserved digital smoke break.

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