Mother Teresa Small Calves T-Shirt — Funny Leg Day

Let the historians debate the miracles. The hardest truth ever delivered to the masses was that nobody loves a man who skips calf raises. This is the exact marble bust they keep locked deep inside the Vatican vaults because the public simply isn't ready for a saint who demands strict lower-body hypertrophy.

Display this unassailable spiritual doctrine to anyone wearing shorts above the knee. It is not bullying if it comes directly from a beatified icon of charity. Fix your pathetic lower leg volume or die unloved, just as it was written.

• Statistically, she is absolutely right about your legs
• The Vatican continues to dodge our inquiries about her one-rep max
• Does not count as penance for skipping leg day