My Bad — Hoodie
About this item
- What it is. Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton / 50% polyester heavy blend, 8.0 oz.
- Double-lined hood with a matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem.
- Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks.
- Sizes. S · M · L · XL · 2XL
- Care. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
Size guide — will it fit?
| Size | Length (in) | Chest width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
Measured flat, so chest width is half the full circumference. Unisex sizing runs true — if you are between sizes, size up for a looser fit. Not sure? Lay a shirt you already like face down and measure that.
When you've accidentally collapsed a regional power grid, dumped a forever chemical into the local watershed, or tanked the global economy, a formal apology just doesn't hit the right demographic. You need the bouncy, reflective joy of shiny Mylar to really communicate: hey, mistakes happen, we are all learning here. It is the ultimate casual dismissal for an absolute, undeniable catastrophe.
At first glance, it is just a cheerful party-aisle sentiment. But look closer at the chrome foil, and you'll catch the crystal-clear reflection of a roaring apocalyptic inferno and the flashing strobe of emergency vehicles. Perfect for the CEO issuing a Friday afternoon press release, the intern who deleted the production database, or anyone just raw-dogging the end of the world with a little festive flair.
- Contains 0% accountability and 100% helium-grade denial.
- Reflective surface accurately depicts the current state of the timeline.
- Not recommended for use during sworn congressional hearings or sentencing.
- Will naturally deflate long before the environmental damage is repaired.
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Product information
| Brand | Printify |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | Hoodie |
| Date first available | August 14, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #14 in things nobody requested |
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